decibelsandpaperbacks:

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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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jerk-bitch-casbutt:

mitsukake:

raptorific:

The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.

The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.

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hisboysfellout:

If you’re religious:

  • Don’t try to convert Atheists. They’re not hurting you. Their lack of belief in a higher power doesn’t affect your life. 

If you’re Atheist

  • Don’t belittle a religious persons beliefs. They’re not hurting you. What they believe in doesn’t affect your life. 

If your opposite category is hurting you: 

  • Boot that mother fucker out of your life. 
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laserelectric:

can you imagine how fucking relieved the french must have been when we reached the year 2000? 

they went from having to say “mille neuf cents quatre-vingt-dix-neuf” to just having to say “deux mille” to say the year

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